Miscellaneous funny convos

Nick: Kate, what do birds eat?

Kate: Worms. And bugs. And CHEESE.

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Nick: Are you going to be a good big sister and buy beer for Sam?

Kate: Yeah. I buy beer for Sam at Target.

Nick: You're going to buy him beer at Target?

Kate: Yeah. And eggs- eggs at Target.

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Kate: I HAVE A BOOBOO!

Nick: You have a booboo? How did you get it?

Kate: THE LION! THE LION GIVE ME BOOBOO!

Can't show my face in Walmart now

We were grocery shopping. And she said this all VERY loudly.

Kate: Mommy?

Me: Yes?

Kate: Buzz Lightyear have a penis?

Me: Uhm, yes. Look at that!

Kate: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR HAVE A PENIS?

Me: YES. Oh, should we get this?

Kate: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR HAVE A PENIS?

Thanks anyway

Nick's mom: Grandma needs a hug!

Kate: Nooo! Grandma needs a fart.

They really do hear everything...

A certain someone thought it would be a good idea to let Kate have a ladybug. Said someone did not think the ladybug needed oxygen and they did not poke any holes in its container. I got home and saw this arrangement and started lecturing Nick, saying "It needs air! It's a living thing! Give it some air!", etc. I didn't think Kate was listening.

This morning, we were in the garage and she saw the propane tank that goes to the gas grill. She asked what it was, and I thought for a second before telling her it was air.

Kate: Air for my ladybug?

Going commando

She was trying to ride a biggg plastic ball. She had a dress on but I noticed she had at some point felt the need to remove her underwear.

Me: Kate, can you put your underwear back on?

Kate: Nope. Just vagina.

High self esteem

Kate: Tickle my butt! I have a cute butt!

So polite

We were at the doctor for Sam's 6 month appointment. It was over, and I was getting him dressed when the nurse knocked and came in with a basket of stickers for Kate to choose from. Kate painstakingly chose a sticker with Hello Kitty and a dolphin on it. The nurse left.

Kate: Well. That was nice of her.