Pretty creative...

I was wearing a belted sweater, but it was unbelted at the time and kind of trailing behind me as I walked.

Kate: Mommy tail!

Gross

Cecelia (cat) was grooming herself.

Kate: Cece eat butt!

Glad I spent $100 on a play kitchen...

The following is a conglomeration of her answers to "What present you want Santa to bring you?"

Kate: A blue one.

A sucker.

Socks.

Dora fruit snacks.

Do they sell those?

She was running around wearing her Muno purse and pushing her shopping cart.

Me: Kate, are you going shopping? Whatcha buying?

Kate: Ummmm...grandma.

We'll have to work on that....

It snowed for the first time this year. We were looking out the window.

Me: Kate, what color is the snow?

Kate: Green!