I hope no one heard that....

We were shopping and I picked up some Children's Tylenol.

Kate: Mommy take drugs!!!!

Nice to meet youuuuu

No doubt she got this from Yo Gabba Gabba. She was shaking Sam's hand.

Kate: Nice to meet you. Uh-oh, eye booger!

Well, the "nice to meet you"/handshake part. I wouldn't recommend pointing out an eye booger when you meet someone.

Not so creative...

We have a big joke that, back in the day, Nick wanted to start a band and call it the oh-so-creative "Nick and the Rockers".

Kate informed me that she was in a band. I asked what the name of the band was.

Kate: "Dance Band."

I see she follows in his footsteps.

Also, "What's your baby doll's name?"

Kate: "Baby Brother".

Oy.

Gross....

We're in the early stages of potty training. Occasionally I remind her not to pee on whomever is on her underwear- "Don't pee on Elmo/Linny/Gabba", etc. She has responded with a multitude of questions about where and on whom it is okay to pee. Some examples:

"Pee on mommy?"

"Pee on ground?"

"Pee on couch?"

"Pee on daddy?"

"Pee on TV?"

"Pee on Sam?"

"Pee on milk?"