Going commando

She was trying to ride a biggg plastic ball. She had a dress on but I noticed she had at some point felt the need to remove her underwear.

Me: Kate, can you put your underwear back on?

Kate: Nope. Just vagina.

High self esteem

Kate: Tickle my butt! I have a cute butt!

So polite

We were at the doctor for Sam's 6 month appointment. It was over, and I was getting him dressed when the nurse knocked and came in with a basket of stickers for Kate to choose from. Kate painstakingly chose a sticker with Hello Kitty and a dolphin on it. The nurse left.

Kate: Well. That was nice of her.

Kind of exaggerating

As we pulled out of the driveway...

Kate: Bye home! Home's great. It's wonderful.

Getting serious now

She's been big into "music shows". She dragged out her drum and her tambourine and proclaimed that it was a music show. I started playing the drum.

Kate (and this is verbatim, it's amazing how she can talk now!): STOP DOING THAT! This is MY music show.

The quote to end all quotes

Kate: What's this, daddy?

Nick: I don't know, what is it?

Kate: I don't know.

Nick: Well, where did you get it?

Kate: My vagina.