Miscellaneous funny convos

Nick: Kate, what do birds eat?

Kate: Worms. And bugs. And CHEESE.

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Nick: Are you going to be a good big sister and buy beer for Sam?

Kate: Yeah. I buy beer for Sam at Target.

Nick: You're going to buy him beer at Target?

Kate: Yeah. And eggs- eggs at Target.

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Kate: I HAVE A BOOBOO!

Nick: You have a booboo? How did you get it?

Kate: THE LION! THE LION GIVE ME BOOBOO!

Can't show my face in Walmart now

We were grocery shopping. And she said this all VERY loudly.

Kate: Mommy?

Me: Yes?

Kate: Buzz Lightyear have a penis?

Me: Uhm, yes. Look at that!

Kate: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR HAVE A PENIS?

Me: YES. Oh, should we get this?

Kate: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR HAVE A PENIS?