Regarding princesses...

I didn't even know she knew the word "Princess".

Nick: Kate, are you a queen?

Kate: No. Princess.

-later-

Nick: You're such a little princess.

Kate: No. Mommy princess.

Me: Oh, mommy's a princess?

Kate: NO. Sam! Sam princess.

Good memory!

At the ripe old age of not quite 2, she has officially memorized her first book! Granted, it's not a very sophisticated or wordy book, but a book just the same.

Kate: Peek a....MOO! Peek a....BOO! Peek a....ZOO! Peek a....CHOO CHOO! Peek a....YOU!

I don't think Santa gives those out...

Little Brother had his shots today and I gave him some drugs when we got home. Not soon after, we had this exchange.

Me: So, what do you want for Christmas, Kate?

Kate: Sucker. Mouth. [pointing]

Me: A sucker in your mouth? OK. What do you think Sam wants?

Kate: More drugs?

Bluntness, Part 2

Since I had so successfully used the shower excuse at bedtime before, I did it again.

Me: I have to go take a shower.

Kate: BYE. [pushing me out of bed]

Me: You want me to leave?

Kate: Ewwww, dirty mommy. Grosssss.

You don't have to be that blunt...

I was putting her to bed and trying to explain why I had to leave.

Me: I have to go take a shower.

Kate: Dirty mommy.

Me: Ha, that's right.

Kate: Mommy dirty clothes.

Does this mean she thinks I feed her dog?

She was eating a hot dog and peas for lunch.

Kate: Hot dog!

Me: Yep, hot dog.

Kate: Hot peas!

Anti-nudity unless it's her own

Lulu was laying on her back, legs up in the air.

Kate: [pointing] Vagina!

[walks to diaper bag, grabs a diaper, opens it up, and places it over Lulu's lady parts.]

Kate: No vagina.